You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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