beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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