2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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