I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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