the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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