The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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