you would pick up someone in the library
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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