Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Dignity is for republicans.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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