I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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