Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Shame - the story of my life.
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