well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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