It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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