I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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