I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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