I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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