if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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