return my video game
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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