theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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