it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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