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Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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