she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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