she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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