it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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