ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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