She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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