Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm sobbing to NWA
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Dear god my vagina.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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