when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
This is the high leading the old right now
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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