i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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