Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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