when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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