her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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