Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize