Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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