what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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