I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Two words: blizzard sex
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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