am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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