i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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