That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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