OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
North Korea, Best Korea!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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