Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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