They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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