babies were throwing up all over the place
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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