I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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