I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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