u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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