good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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