Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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