? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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