you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
there is glitter all over my balls
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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