I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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